How H Will Get Her Funk Back

[TK FUNKY TYPE HERE. WOULD BE SO GOOD] H needs to regain her passion in rotating, stretching, and tracking type so that she can help make the under-developed, under-reported, regurgitated stories we editors write more relevant, urgent, and...funky. You know, hip! Most of us writers are nerds. Were it not for funky type, our words would lay flat on paper looking as nerdy as we do.

A plan needed to be devised. Because we watch BET all the time, we quickly saw the similarities between H's situation and that of a certain Terry McMillan heroine. It was clear what H needed to do--basically, put on the womyn's studies playlist (see way below) and live the life of our favorite strong black lady. We also realized that she was already really close.

THE SUBJECT:

STELLA

H

THE LOCATION:

JAMAICA

CORPORATE PUBLISHER

THE FUNK:

DUDE

TYPE

H, YOU GO GET THAT FUNK BACK! YOU ALMOST THERE GIRL!